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Hanxter · 05-14-2003, 08:48 AM

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you? The mother looks over
at the little girl, Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,
it isn't polite. the mother warns. Ok, the little girl says, How
much do you weigh?

Now really, the mother says, these are personal questions and are
really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asks, Why did
you and daddy get a divorce?

That is enough questions, honestly! The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.

My Mom wouldn't tell me anything, the little girl says to her friend.
Well, said the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver's
license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that
night the little girl says to her mother, I know how old you are, you
are 32. The mother is surprised and asks, How did you find that out?

I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is past surprise and
shock now. How in heavens name did you find that out? The little girl
continues on triumphantly, And... I know why you and daddy got divorce.

Oh really?, the mother asks, Why is that? To which the girl replies,
Because you got an F in sex.

scroungrat · 05-14-2003, 09:00 AM

that WAS a good one...

xepherys · 11-20-2006, 02:13 PM

LOL, that's pretty good!!

SirLance · 11-20-2006, 02:28 PM

out of the mouths of babes!

05-14-2003, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	A Child's Honesty A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you? The mother looks over at the little girl, Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite. the mother warns. Ok, the little girl says, How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother says, these are personal questions and are really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asks, Why did you and daddy get a divorce? That is enough questions, honestly! The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. My Mom wouldn't tell me anything, the little girl says to her friend. Well, said the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it. Later that night the little girl says to her mother, I know how old you are, you are 32. The mother is surprised and asks, How did you find that out? I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is past surprise and shock now. How in heavens name did you find that out? The little girl continues on triumphantly, And... I know why you and daddy got divorce. Oh really?, the mother asks, Why is that? To which the girl replies, Because you got an F in sex.

05-14-2003, 09:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
scroungrat Upright	that WAS a good one... __________________ Hmm, what to say in a signature?

11-20-2006, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	LOL, that's pretty good!! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

11-20-2006, 02:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	out of the mouths of babes! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.