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03-27-2004, 06:53 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Ohio women
Just got this email from my mom...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife that she was going to do all the dishes and cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and she had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a woman from Ohio. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, cooking done and laundry washed, and this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" Last edited by CinnamonGirl; 03-27-2004 at 07:10 PM.. |
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