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Old 04-15-2004, 07:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to
the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on
the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The Woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."


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Old 04-15-2004, 07:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
who ever said streaking was a bad thing?
 
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that was, iunno know what the hell that was
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2004, 01:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was...nice!
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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so sad I can't come up with any witty comments for this clever joke....

this is a joke.
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh man, hilarious stuff!
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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tx, you rock
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good one! Made me laugh...
 
Old 04-20-2004, 12:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by sillygirl
tx, you rock

Takes a lot to make me laugh and this one did it...
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