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04-15-2004, 07:20 AM
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Insane
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The Woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." 
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