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aphex140 · 03-24-2004, 12:53 AM

HI all
Hope this is not a repost :
Three programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At AMD, we don't piss on our hands."

a twist should of been M.S trying to piss ojn everyone else

Mavric98 · 03-24-2004, 01:50 AM

Thats funny.

It reminds me of a time when I working at a resturant, my friend and where restocking the restroom, and my friend notice someone walking out after taking a piss without washing his hands, and my friend ask him, "Aren't you going to wash your hands.", and the guy replied by saying, "My dick aren't dirty."

It was funny.

shakran · 03-24-2004, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Mavric98
Thats funny.

It reminds me of a time when I working at a resturant, my friend and where restocking the restroom, and my friend notice someone walking out after taking a piss without washing his hands, and my friend ask him, "Aren't you going to wash your hands.", and the guy replied by saying, "My dick aren't dirty."

It was funny.

I heard a good reply to that response once. "It's in the same underwear as your asshole. Wash your damn hands!"

aphex140 · 03-24-2004, 06:39 AM

LOL i love sarcasim.NIce one shakran

twilightfoix · 03-24-2004, 12:31 PM

i heard something like this but it involves a british guy and a biker at a bar. the british guy finishes first and goes to wash his hands. while he's washing his hands the biker finishes and walks towards the door. the british guy stops the biker and tells him that his daddy taught him to wash his hands when done using the restroom. the biker tells the british guy that his daddy taught him not to pee on his hands.

skier · 03-24-2004, 02:03 PM

It's a really flexible joke, works with any 2 competing groups

Bobaphat · 03-24-2004, 02:22 PM

I was just thinking of a variation that I heard of this joke earlier today, how weird. I heard in in second grade and I am now 27 years old, which should tell you how old this one is. In any circumstance, the one I heard was about an Army man and a Navy Man.

"Son, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands when we use the restroom"
"Son, in the in the Navy, they teach us not to pee on our hands"

Silverbrain · 03-24-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Bobaphat

"Son, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands when we use the restroom"
"Son, in the in the Navy, they teach us not to pee on our hands"

My father (who was in the army) taught me that joke many moons ago

03-24-2004, 12:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	three programmers HI all Hope this is not a repost : Three programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first programmer finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough." The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient." The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder: "At AMD, we don't piss on our hands." a twist should of been M.S trying to piss ojn everyone else __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

03-24-2004, 01:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	Thats funny. It reminds me of a time when I working at a resturant, my friend and where restocking the restroom, and my friend notice someone walking out after taking a piss without washing his hands, and my friend ask him, "Aren't you going to wash your hands.", and the guy replied by saying, "My dick aren't dirty." It was funny. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

03-24-2004, 06:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	LOL i love sarcasim.NIce one shakran __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

03-24-2004, 02:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	It's a really flexible joke, works with any 2 competing groups __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

03-24-2004, 02:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	I was just thinking of a variation that I heard of this joke earlier today, how weird. I heard in in second grade and I am now 27 years old, which should tell you how old this one is. In any circumstance, the one I heard was about an Army man and a Navy Man. "Son, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands when we use the restroom" "Son, in the in the Navy, they teach us not to pee on our hands" __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

03-24-2004, 12:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	i heard something like this but it involves a british guy and a biker at a bar. the british guy finishes first and goes to wash his hands. while he's washing his hands the biker finishes and walks towards the door. the british guy stops the biker and tells him that his daddy taught him to wash his hands when done using the restroom. the biker tells the british guy that his daddy taught him not to pee on his hands.