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Hanxter · 05-05-2003, 04:35 AM

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be ten again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened. "ASSHOLE!!! I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story:Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

cchris · 05-05-2003, 05:10 AM

How true

zaiaz · 05-05-2003, 05:26 AM

Arrrrrgggghhhh. I hate when that happens.

zaiaz · 05-05-2003, 05:27 AM

Yes men maybe assholes but really were never wrong.

mjby2 · 05-05-2003, 05:28 AM

unfortunately true

mturner333 · 05-05-2003, 07:29 AM

Hanxter, you must be married! haha

ForgottenKnight · 05-05-2003, 09:54 AM

Very True!

riptide4070 · 05-05-2003, 05:11 PM

It is not our fault.....we were all born this way

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 05:29 PM

its just the way we are programmed

loganmule · 05-05-2003, 08:08 PM

good, and would be even better if it weren't true

05-05-2003, 04:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Price Of Youth A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be ten again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened. "ASSHOLE!!! I meant my dress size." The moral of this story:Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

05-05-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	How true __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-05-2003, 05:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Arrrrrgggghhhh. I hate when that happens. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-05-2003, 05:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Yes men maybe assholes but really were never wrong. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-05-2003, 09:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Very True! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-05-2003, 05:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	unfortunately true

05-05-2003, 07:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
mturner333 Upright Location: In Front of My PC	Hanxter, you must be married! haha

05-05-2003, 05:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	It is not our fault.....we were all born this way __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-05-2003, 05:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	its just the way we are programmed

05-05-2003, 08:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	good, and would be even better if it weren't true