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Old 05-05-2003, 04:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Price Of Youth

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be ten again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened. "ASSHOLE!!! I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story:Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How true
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Arrrrrgggghhhh. I hate when that happens.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Yes men maybe assholes but really were never wrong.
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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unfortunately true
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hanxter, you must be married! haha
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very True!
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It is not our fault.....we were all born this way
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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its just the way we are programmed
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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good, and would be even better if it weren't true
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