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Old 05-06-2003, 05:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Misunderstanding

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild
thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were
only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him,
"What happened to the other five condoms?"

His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him
the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.

"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she
asked.

"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my
girlfriend."
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL now thats funny!
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!!! Good joke.
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Old 05-06-2003, 04:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ROFL, g1 !!!
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Or, covered for another guy...! He's outta the club! Good one.
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Old 05-06-2003, 08:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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somebody's screwed.
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