How to build a web page

[ladyadmin]

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software - 20 minutes.

2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page - 6 weeks.

3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it - 20 minutes.

4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site - 1 minute.

5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like - 4 days.

6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again - 25 minutes.

7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do - 15 minutes.

8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there - 4 hours.

9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software - 1 minute.

10. Try to horizontally line up two related images - 6 hours.

11. Remove one of the images - 10 seconds.

12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone - 4 hours.

13. Download a counter from your ISP - 4 minutes.

14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number -16.3 E10" - 3 hours.

15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text - 8 hours.

16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP - 40 minutes.

17. Accidentally delete your complete web page - 1 second.

18. Recreate your web page - 2 days.

19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server - 3 weeks.

20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP - 30 minutes.

21. Download FTP software - 10 minutes.

22. Call your friend again - 15 minutes.

23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server - 10 minutes.

24. Connect to your site on the web - 1 minute.

25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps - eternity.

[cchris]

KILL ME NOW.

Best ever.

That is so fuckin true.

[wipeout]

now i can die after reading that

[Redlemon]

Hey, I resemble that!

[xim]

Originally posted by ladyadmin
14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number -16.3 E10" - 3 hours.

haha....stupid computers

[mbchills]

hahah thats true

[kulrblind]

hahaha... love it thanks for the chuckle.

[sillygirl]

My head is about to explode

[lucidity]

Oh, so been there.

[bt8624]

lol....oh how true....how sad

[fallen_angel]

hmm maybe i found an easy program but mine i cant hardly delete anything on my pages let alone add new shit. great and very amusing

[Blu2e354]

nice post

[biznatch]

been there too many times, after 2 years gave up, lol