Crack?

[Liquor Dealer]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! Ya need ta go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuttin' wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes, there is! Now git out there and fix it."

So Pa moseys on out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuttin' wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yer head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yer head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
back,

"Ma! There ain't nuttin' wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now, take your head outta the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it??"

[Confederate]

hmmm, is the joke implying that she has a hairy ass?

[Crack]

Yes?

[manupimp]

That's nasty.

[gilada]

beard = vaginal hair?

[monody]

ru-haha

[mbchills]

rofl

[jasonresno]

Meh so so joke.

[bigbad]

Is pretty good, totally wasn't expecting it.

[PorscheBunny]

This one is old enough to have used an outhouse. Funny, not quite rofl.

[ZILLAH]

Pa needs to tell Ma to shave the thing and she wouldn't have that problem. LOL

[bt8624]

yeah i was think hairy cooch myself....lol

nasty either way!

[Mister B]

I love me a nice hairy vag.

[xim]

yeah definatly it was gynie hair

[ladyadmin]

Pa doesn't need to fix the seat; Ma needs to shave the Wooly Mammoth

[deportes]

funny

[Slacks_01]

took me a few to figure out the punchline, but funny!

[moonstrucksoul]

damn, i couldn't stand to have a hairy ass pussy at home.

[scrappmittens]

nastyyyyyyyy

[FishKing]

hehe

Did not expect that.

Thanks ma and pa

[datroyenschwart]

Yuck.