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DEI37 02-10-2004 04:16 PM

Darwin Candidate?
 
Bangkok-- A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.

KellyC 02-10-2004 04:37 PM

No need for other canidates, we have a winner!! And also the sickest fuck ever!!

twilightfoix 02-11-2004 12:08 PM

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No need for other canidates, we have a winner!! And also the sickest fuck ever!!
Definitely agreed with the sick fuck, but don't think he really qualifies cause he didn't die, loss an appendage or any major motor function. wait did i mention that i also agree that he's a sick fuck. he needs to stick to his own species. damn he's a sick fuck

sillygirl 02-11-2004 01:45 PM

That makes me want to puke. Seriously. *gags*

KellyC 02-11-2004 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by twilightfoix
Definitely agreed with the sick fuck, but don't think he really qualifies cause he didn't die, loss an appendage or any major motor function. wait did i mention that i also agree that he's a sick fuck. he needs to stick to his own species. damn he's a sick fuck
Wait...you HAVE TO DIE or be seriously injured before you can be considered a Darwin canidate? Any ways. I'd vote for him. Not even my imagination can top him off, and I got a pretty wild one too.... :D

Lokus 02-11-2004 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by KellyC
Wait...you HAVE TO DIE or be seriously injured before you can be considered a Darwin canidate? Any ways. I'd vote for him. Not even my imagination can top him off, and I got a pretty wild one too.... :D
Well....yeah. If you live to pass on your genes then Darwin has failed. It also applies if you are unable to have children after the "incident" like the guy who put his balls in a ballwasher.

lucidity 02-14-2004 01:19 PM

He should at least get honorable mention. Scheesh.

datroyenschwart 02-14-2004 01:25 PM

The only thing worse than having to turn to other SPECIES just to get laid is turning to other species and getting rejected.


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