"The School Answering Machine"

[JadziaDax]

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent
- Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work
- Press 2

To complain about what we do
- Press 3

To swear at staff members
- Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you
- Press 5

If you want us to raise your child
- Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone
- Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year
- Press 8!

To complain about bus transportation
- Press 9

To complain about school lunches
- Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/ her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your children's lack of effort, hang up."

[hrdwareguy]

Good one Jadz

[nspanky34]

oh so true!

[zaiaz]

Zaiaz <----Pressing one, Yep been there done that.

[blkdmnd]

I guess this is true life for you eh, Jadz?

[lecas]

Amen brother,

[Zesty]

good job

[monster]

i always preferred the fake note the next day

[small one]

True, very true