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Old 02-08-2004, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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too true......

A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day she really works me over."
"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."
"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.
"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."

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Old 02-08-2004, 10:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Aaw... poor guy.
Hehe.. Good one!
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Old 02-09-2004, 11:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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we all know what thats about.... right? right?
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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