Today's humor: answer to smart-ass kid
 

At a high school an English teacher is busy with her work. A student approaches the teacher and asks when the final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.

"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"

"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

Thats not little Johnny is it?

Heh, this deserves a lil bump, its good.

it is indeed a good joke

Right on.

Loved this joke the first time i heard it. That'd be harsh if your teacher actually said that to someone in a class...

Aww sad... the smart-ass jock only knows how to use his hand.

LOL! That's a great response!

heheh...

Funny....