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Lost-in-Space · 04-19-2003, 09:49 AM

A guy walks in to a bar,sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives him his drink.

The guy says to the bartender,
"I'll bet you $50 that I can bite my ear!"

The bartender says, "All right."

The guy takes out his false teeth and bites his ear. The bartender pays him his $50.

The guy orders another drink. The bartender returns with his
drink and sets it on the bar.

The guy says to the bartender,
"I,ll bet you $50 that I can lick my eye!"

The bartender smiles and says, "I
know you can't do that."

The guy takes out his false eye,
licks his eye and puts it back in.
The bartender pays the guy $50 and walks away mad.

The guy gets up and mingles for a while. Twenty minutes later the guy sits back down at the bar and orders another drink. The bartender comes back with his drink.

The guy says to him "How would you like a chance to win your $100
dollars back?"

The bartender looks at him and
says, "All right what are you going to do this time?"

The guy says, "You take that beer
mug and slide it all the way down the bar,and I,ll pee in it and won't miss a single drop.

The bartender accepts and slides the mug down the bar.

The guy starts pissing and pisses all over the bar, on the cups ,the whiskey,just everywhere.

The bartender says [with a smile],
"You owe me a hundred dollars"!

The guy pays him and walks away.

Twenty minutes later the guy returns to the bar with a smile,
and orders another drink.

The bartender brings him his drink and says,"Why are you so happy you just lost a hundred dollars?"

The guy says, "Well, you see those 3 guys over there? I bet them $200 a piece that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad!"

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 10:17 AM

i fell for it!

Thanks!

Toadboy · 04-19-2003, 02:22 PM

that is a good one, man i love TH

MyFakeAccount · 04-19-2003, 02:38 PM

thats a great one

Silverbrain · 04-19-2003, 04:01 PM

This joke was in...Desperado right? Still a good joke either way.

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:52 PM

ehehehhe... i saw a diffrent version... still good.

GreenCloud · 04-26-2003, 12:27 PM

oldie but a goodie

forgotten_dream · 04-26-2003, 09:37 PM

Heh. Heard it before, and it's still funny!

Loup · 04-27-2003, 04:46 AM

This one's always makes me laugh

loganmule · 04-27-2003, 04:51 AM

that's destined to be a classic, if it isn't already

qpid · 04-27-2003, 09:12 AM

i heard a similar one before involving a woman and the head of the national bank

small one · 04-27-2003, 10:49 AM

Many variations, but still funny

xfreethinkerx · 04-27-2003, 02:45 PM

i've actually done that before!...

okay, no...i haven't

rcarb · 04-27-2003, 05:31 PM

Pretty good

rcarb · 04-27-2003, 05:31 PM

Good one

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 05:45 AM

Been there done that....wait that was my pants.

warrrreagl · 04-28-2003, 08:25 AM

Great one, and haven't heard it.

04-19-2003, 09:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lost-in-Space Upright Location: Jupiter 2	PP Joke A guy walks in to a bar,sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink. The guy says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $50 that I can bite my ear!" The bartender says, "All right." The guy takes out his false teeth and bites his ear. The bartender pays him his $50. The guy orders another drink. The bartender returns with his drink and sets it on the bar. The guy says to the bartender, "I,ll bet you $50 that I can lick my eye!" The bartender smiles and says, "I know you can't do that." The guy takes out his false eye, licks his eye and puts it back in. The bartender pays the guy $50 and walks away mad. The guy gets up and mingles for a while. Twenty minutes later the guy sits back down at the bar and orders another drink. The bartender comes back with his drink. The guy says to him "How would you like a chance to win your $100 dollars back?" The bartender looks at him and says, "All right what are you going to do this time?" The guy says, "You take that beer mug and slide it all the way down the bar,and I,ll pee in it and won't miss a single drop. The bartender accepts and slides the mug down the bar. The guy starts pissing and pisses all over the bar, on the cups ,the whiskey,just everywhere. The bartender says [with a smile], "You owe me a hundred dollars"! The guy pays him and walks away. Twenty minutes later the guy returns to the bar with a smile, and orders another drink. The bartender brings him his drink and says,"Why are you so happy you just lost a hundred dollars?" The guy says, "Well, you see those 3 guys over there? I bet them $200 a piece that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad!"

04-19-2003, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	i fell for it! Thanks! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Toadboy Crazy Location: Davis, CA, USA	that is a good one, man i love TH __________________ -Toadboy, King of the losers

04-19-2003, 02:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
MyFakeAccount Tilted	thats a great one __________________ I wasn't There I Didn't Do it You Don't know me

04-19-2003, 04:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	This joke was in...Desperado right? Still a good joke either way. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-19-2003, 08:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ehehehhe... i saw a diffrent version... still good. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-26-2003, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
GreenCloud Insane Location: Boone, NC	oldie but a goodie __________________ "Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle

04-26-2003, 09:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Heh. Heard it before, and it's still funny! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-27-2003, 04:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	This one's always makes me laugh __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

04-27-2003, 04:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	that's destined to be a classic, if it isn't already

04-27-2003, 09:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	i heard a similar one before involving a woman and the head of the national bank __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-27-2003, 10:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Many variations, but still funny

04-27-2003, 02:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
xfreethinkerx Upright	i've actually done that before!... okay, no...i haven't __________________ don't fake the funk on the nasty dunk...

04-27-2003, 05:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	Pretty good

04-27-2003, 05:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
rcarb Insane Location: NorCal	Good one

04-28-2003, 05:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Been there done that....wait that was my pants. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-28-2003, 08:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Great one, and haven't heard it. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.