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Nanz 01-26-2004 11:36 AM
Just a joke.
 
Quote:
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
first topic btw,
hope you like it
:)

edmos1 01-26-2004 11:50 AM
haha good plan

chewybaca96 01-26-2004 11:54 AM
haha

Reese 01-26-2004 12:14 PM
hahaha I love it!

GTO 01-26-2004 07:31 PM
that was bloody funny

bigbad 01-27-2004 04:10 AM
Hadn't heard that one before, thanks :)

Gortexfogg 01-27-2004 06:28 AM
Hehe, good one!

clifclav 01-27-2004 08:48 AM
thats a hell of a split

blaze 01-27-2004 08:54 AM
hahaha very nice

lrsurfer 01-27-2004 02:17 PM
funny stuff there u say

indiretto 01-30-2004 11:07 PM
Right funny that one is

SofaKing 02-01-2004 11:20 AM
HAAHAHAHAHHAHA, ive never heard that one before, and I expect to be telling that one for weeks, you are beautiful.

Glad-I-Ate-Her 02-01-2004 01:08 PM
Good one!!

Glad

Drider_it 02-02-2004 04:41 AM
omg that is so wrong in so many ways.. i dare say i laughed heh.. but still.. good one


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