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ICER 01-20-2004 06:06 AM

When is @#$% Acceptable?
 
A friend e-mailed this to me, and I thought everyine would get a kick out of it

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! ......

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

aphex140 01-20-2004 06:58 AM

He is a personnal one

wtf do you mean 'switch it off and then on again'
:lol:

TerresqueÜ 01-20-2004 04:04 PM

Heh good ones.

mr_mcrafe 01-20-2004 04:48 PM

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

haha best one imo

those are some good ones :)

blaze 01-20-2004 08:57 PM

Hahaha #2 was great.

da^cheat 01-21-2004 12:31 AM

heheheh nice, i liked number #1 lololoolol

Mavric98 01-21-2004 01:51 AM

Funny funny. I like #11 the best.


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