Help Theres A Bear On My Tree! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mr.Deflok · 04-19-2003, 04:51 AM

I don't write these... enjoy!

An old lady dials 911 and says :
"Help theres a bear on my tree"
the voice on the other side says:" ill be here soon"
when a Mini van arrives, a man climbs out of it with a shotgun and a dog
"well",says the man to the old lady
im gonna climb up the tree and knock the bear off it, then my dog, Greg will grab the bear by his balls and drag him into the van.
"fine", says the old lady, but whats the shotgun for????
the officer says: if i fall from the tree,
SHOOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RaZ · 04-19-2003, 09:18 AM

Hahaha, took a second to get it, good stuff.

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 02:29 PM

haha... yeah... took me a second too... pretty funny once you get it...

RenegadeSoul · 04-22-2003, 02:45 PM

yup, nice one

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 07:13 PM

hee hee

04-19-2003, 04:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Help Theres A Bear On My Tree! I don't write these... enjoy! An old lady dials 911 and says : "Help theres a bear on my tree" the voice on the other side says:" ill be here soon" when a Mini van arrives, a man climbs out of it with a shotgun and a dog "well",says the man to the old lady im gonna climb up the tree and knock the bear off it, then my dog, Greg will grab the bear by his balls and drag him into the van. "fine", says the old lady, but whats the shotgun for???? the officer says: if i fall from the tree, SHOOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-22-2003, 02:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	haha... yeah... took me a second too... pretty funny once you get it... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 07:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	hee hee __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-19-2003, 09:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Hahaha, took a second to get it, good stuff.

04-22-2003, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	yup, nice one