Reading in bed
 

A man and his wife go to bed. He's not that tired, so he stays awake and reads while she sleeps. He's reading his book, and every once in a while he reaches over and rubs his wife's piss flaps.
She says, "Will you cut that out! Stop reaching over here and teasing me like that?"
He says, "I'm not teasing you. I'm wetting my fingers so I can turn the page."

"Piss flaps"~lol

That was funny. I always think I'd like to say stuff like that in real life, but after a couple smacks to the head, I've learned to bite my tongue.

odd...

Bwaaaaaaa PISS FLAPS!!!!!!!!!

Thats great... new term for my expansive vocab.

I laughed as hard at this reply as I did the original joke!!

OMG, i was eating a waffle-fry and almost choked to death when I read the "piss flaps" remark. It's on par with the entire joke itself!

LMAO nice dude.

Thank you, thank you. The term 'piss flaps' is brought to you by my Aussie wife, no less. I learn so much from her.

heh....things that entertain us...