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Lost-in-Space 04-19-2003 09:46 AM

100 beautiful women
 
One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

fracturedmind 04-19-2003 10:18 AM

Eck! lol :D

sbscout 04-19-2003 10:19 AM

beware of what you say! LOL!

MexicanOnABike 04-19-2003 08:56 PM

ahaha...

Olompen 04-20-2003 03:07 AM

hehe :O

loganmule 04-20-2003 09:47 PM

decent and a reminder to think before speaking

ratbastid 04-21-2003 08:02 AM

Heh!

Silverbrain 04-21-2003 08:24 AM

I liked it )

scroungrat 04-21-2003 09:16 AM

you liked it or you licked it? hehehe...

RenegadeSoul 04-21-2003 05:41 PM

always go last.

hiredgun 04-21-2003 07:12 PM

LOL.... nice!

pazza 04-21-2003 08:34 PM

hah good one

fizzledorf 04-22-2003 05:27 AM

quick thinking

Pheatius 04-22-2003 09:50 AM

Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman...

Lick
Lick
Lick
Bite...

small one 04-22-2003 09:53 AM

Do you have to be 65 before you can be a lollipop man?

Zesty 04-22-2003 11:29 AM

hahaha good one

soopafreek 04-22-2003 07:23 PM

pheatius, i was gonna say that! :-)

guernzvt 04-23-2003 04:41 AM

not bad

fro2020 04-23-2003 08:10 AM

Well, if it has to go...

Peetster 04-23-2003 08:14 AM

Funny! Thanks.

Gnzo 04-23-2003 08:36 AM

That was good...

JStrider 04-23-2003 09:00 AM

i could use a punishment like that....

Go_AVS 04-23-2003 09:16 AM

a good job to have at the time. lucky man...

Orionath 04-23-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pheatius
Hope he was not a Tootsie Roll Pop salesman...

Took the words out of my, err, mouth.

bubbaspike 04-23-2003 10:22 AM

Then we will pop it off

scarebearjinx 04-23-2003 11:11 AM

HAHAHA... holy shit, thats great.

TerresqueÜ 04-23-2003 12:08 PM

Classic

opentocomments 04-23-2003 12:39 PM

now that wouldnt be the worst punishment ever after time it wouldnt even feel good so you would lose such an extasy as getting your ding a ling licked

Oh good joke

sexy_bastard 04-24-2003 03:42 AM

*lol* nice one!!!

thejake 04-24-2003 07:29 PM

lol

Scape 04-24-2003 07:37 PM

lol nice

Nad Adam 04-25-2003 01:28 AM

hehe

TwoToTango 04-25-2003 05:43 AM

... "Then we will boil your penis at 300°F
and, working quickly, pour it into
molds" said the Sheik.

I don't see how the third guy gets off any
easier.

cchris 04-26-2003 06:04 AM

He who laughs last

riptide4070 04-26-2003 08:55 AM

I bet the ladies would love this one
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

User Name 04-27-2003 02:18 PM

Extremely funny.

rcarb 04-27-2003 05:24 PM

Ugghhh

The_Dude 04-27-2003 06:34 PM

smart dude

ally 05-02-2003 01:53 PM

sounds like so many guys i know!:)

Ronin_Tiger 05-03-2003 08:15 AM

Funny


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