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platypus · 04-30-2003, 08:12 AM

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," was her reply.
"Where?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole."
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

zf0enix · 04-30-2003, 08:16 AM

LOL! Funny

a1t3r3g0 · 04-30-2003, 08:23 AM

cchris · 04-30-2003, 08:31 AM

Now thats funny

Sparky · 04-30-2003, 09:31 AM

Ha! Good one.

warrrreagl · 04-30-2003, 11:29 AM

GREAT!!!

Another good golf joke:
A detective responds to a murder scene in an apartment building and finds a man in a bloody heap on the floor with a bloody five-iron next him.

The detective wlaks over to the man's roommate, and asks, "Did you do this?"

The roommate slowly nods, "Yes."

The detective asks, "For God's sake, how many times did you hit him?"

The roommate answers, "Six or Seven. Put me down for six."

platypus · 04-30-2003, 12:26 PM

Heh heh. Hadn't that one before, warrrreagl.

forgotten_dream · 05-01-2003, 06:10 AM

*L* Both great. If he was a real golfer he would have hit him 7 times, claimed 6, and written down 3.

zaiaz · 05-01-2003, 07:55 AM

Funny, Funny, Funny nice post.

Scorpio · 05-01-2003, 08:50 AM

Now that"s golf!

efferfax · 05-01-2003, 08:56 AM

Haha, those are great.

04-30-2003, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Golf lesson A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," was her reply. "Where?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole." He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide." __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

04-30-2003, 08:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	LOL! Funny __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-30-2003, 08:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Now thats funny __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-30-2003, 09:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Ha! Good one. __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

04-30-2003, 11:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	GREAT!!! Another good golf joke: A detective responds to a murder scene in an apartment building and finds a man in a bloody heap on the floor with a bloody five-iron next him. The detective wlaks over to the man's roommate, and asks, "Did you do this?" The roommate slowly nods, "Yes." The detective asks, "For God's sake, how many times did you hit him?" The roommate answers, "Six or Seven. Put me down for six." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-30-2003, 08:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	Ha!

04-30-2003, 12:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Heh heh. Hadn't that one before, warrrreagl. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-01-2003, 06:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	L Both great. If he was a real golfer he would have hit him 7 times, claimed 6, and written down 3. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-01-2003, 07:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Funny, Funny, Funny nice post. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-01-2003, 08:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Scorpio Registered User Location: Earth	Now that"s golf!

05-01-2003, 08:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
efferfax Upright	Haha, those are great.