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Reese 01-07-2004 01:00 PM

Condom Brands
 
Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

Silverbrain 01-08-2004 06:37 PM

lol

kifferfong 01-08-2004 06:54 PM

Ha! Good one!

streak_56 01-08-2004 06:57 PM

LMFAO

PayUp 01-10-2004 10:57 AM

great list !

sillygirl 01-10-2004 11:14 AM

:lol:

Yalaynia 01-10-2004 01:20 PM

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
I think my fiance and I can come to an aggrement we would use all 4 of these ones.

Sfizzio 01-10-2004 02:10 PM

Some more?
Pontiac-driving excitement
T-Mobile- do more (with Catherine Zeta Jones)
XBox- its good to play together

Sion 01-10-2004 02:35 PM

think about the implications of this one:


"The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face..."

bwahahahahahahhhhhahaahhahahahahaha

viper11885 01-10-2004 05:43 PM

Haha. Never interpreted slogans like that before :D

MexicanOnABike 01-10-2004 07:31 PM

heheh good shit!

Ryan 01-11-2004 07:16 PM

Funniest Thing i have read all day.. Carl's Jr one is by far the best.

nofnway 01-11-2004 07:28 PM

Very good....some lame ones to add

GE condoms: we bring good things to life
Honda Condoms : We make it ....simple

nofnway 01-11-2004 07:30 PM

ahh crap ge is on the list

SVT01Cobra 01-11-2004 09:36 PM

Agreed, the Carls Jr. one is the best BY FAR.

KellyC 01-12-2004 07:24 PM

Skittles: Taste the rainbow :)

89transam 01-12-2004 11:49 PM

How about Jiff (Penut butter)

Choosy Moms Choose Jiff!

Nice list


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