kev

So this old boy wants to take his wife coon hunitn, but she doesn't want to go. He begs and begs but she just won't go with him. Finally, one day he gives her three options:

1. Go coon hunting with him.
2. Suck his dick until he came and swallow.
3. Let him fuck her in the ass.

Thinking hes got her cornered, he goes to put the dog in the truck. Upon him coming back into the house, he says "okay whats it gonna be honey?" She says, "I ain't going coon huntin, and you ain't fuckin me in the ass, so I'll suck your dick" Disappointed, but at least happy to get a blowjob, he proceeds to whip it out and she starts suckin. She immediately spits it out and yells "Goddamn, that tastes like dogshit!" He says, "Yeah Ole Blue didn't feel like going either."

Crack

That is disturbing...
~Crack

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tommy thompson

Well, the man has priciples.... (OMFG)
That had to have been done after one neighbor I used to have when I was still trying to escape from arizona....

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edmos1

so wrong, and so funny because of it

Kllr Wolf

nice twist at the end.

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Tiger69z

Eeeeew, I guess i didn't see that coming...but it wasn't really funny

Bobdoler

ugh

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woot

MexicanOnABike

heehhhe..... good one.

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