WARNING:alcohol may...
 

Alcohol warning labels

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

Re: WARNING:alcohol may...
 

So true... so true...

and thats why i dont drink.

i think some one was drinking when they formated that...

real funny thoigh

Yes, and New Years Eve...I think many of my friends were exhibiting most of the aformentioned..

Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went. :lol:

:lol: I have woken up/come too wearing panties/bra....... possibly they were yours... :p