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01-01-2004 10:54 AM

WARNING:alcohol may...
 
Alcohol warning labels

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

present_future 01-01-2004 07:58 PM

Re: WARNING:alcohol may...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Average-Joe

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


So true... so true...

MexicanOnABike 01-01-2004 10:54 PM

and thats why i dont drink.

Dilbert1234567 01-02-2004 01:00 AM

i think some one was drinking when they formated that...

real funny thoigh

tommy thompson 01-02-2004 10:43 AM

Yes, and New Years Eve...I think many of my friends were exhibiting most of the aformentioned..

sillygirl 01-02-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went. :lol:

01-02-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went. :lol:
:lol: I have woken up/come too wearing panties/bra....... possibly they were yours... :p


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