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01-01-2004, 10:54 AM

Alcohol warning labels

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

present_future · 01-01-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Average-Joe

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

So true... so true...

MexicanOnABike · 01-01-2004, 10:54 PM

and thats why i dont drink.

Dilbert1234567 · 01-02-2004, 01:00 AM

i think some one was drinking when they formated that...

real funny thoigh

tommy thompson · 01-02-2004, 10:43 AM

Yes, and New Years Eve...I think many of my friends were exhibiting most of the aformentioned..

sillygirl · 01-02-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went.

01-02-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by sillygirl
Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went.

I have woken up/come too wearing panties/bra....... possibly they were yours...

01-01-2004, 10:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	WARNING:alcohol may... Alcohol warning labels American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

01-01-2004, 10:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-02-2004, 01:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	i think some one was drinking when they formated that... real funny thoigh __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

01-02-2004, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Yes, and New Years Eve...I think many of my friends were exhibiting most of the aformentioned.. __________________ ...a wandering soul...