Vietnam Love (Groaner)
 

This is a bad one. You've been warned.

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Three soldiers are walking through the jungle during the Vietnam war. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Charlie starts shooting at them. The three head for cover, and manage to find shelter in a foxhole. They hold off the enemy for hours when one of the men says,

"We need to get support. We've got plenty of ammo, but we're running low on food and water. The radio got a bullet in it, so that means someone needs to go out and get help"

Finally, one of the men volunteers, and under the cover-fire of his friends, he manages to make a break for it.

Hours pass, and still no sign of the man's return. Finally, after almost all hope is lost, the man comes back. His friends quickly ask if help was about to arrive.

"I couldn't find any help anywhere. But, oh man! On my way back, I found this really hot Vietnam chick, and I just couldn't help myself. I had to have sex with her, and let me tell you, we did it for hours."

Despite his anger, one of the other men curiously says, "Really? Did she give good head?"

To which the man replies, "Head? What head?"

Then how did he know she was a......? Oh, never mind.

It must have been that other slanted part.

Gah... *vomits* that's so wrong....

Aww, no, aww, that's just wrong.

But funny.

wrong, but funny

But you guys don't get it, it's hilarious because it is so wrong.

Nice post.

Ugh, that is so wrong :(

if u were about to die, you would too!

my god i am scared (writes it down to tell at work)

Now that is funny. Gross, but funny!

But funny nonetheless :)

I like the jokes that suck the air out of the room.

I don't get it

sucks :-)

haha sick joke

guys i am really retarded but i don'g get it
someone care to explain to me?

she didn't have a head.

'Head' is a slang term for blowjob.
The one guy asked if the girl he was screwing gave good head.
He replies that the woman he was fucking had no head.
Ergo, he was fucking a corpse.

Hope that doesn't ruin the fun of the joke. :)

I heard another one like that about lucky hobos. Icky but funny.

So wrong it's funny.

funny in a ahhh kinda way.

sooooo wrong ... sooo great ...
<b>so wrong!</b>