How to get ahead at work
 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I*T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the top.

And look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!

:lol:

Clever trick. Thanks

thats pretty cool...
i wonder if it works for ppls IQ.

I just hope the management at work don't get ahold of this, there will be another hour and a half long meeting to attend...
~Crack

I'll send that to my boss.

Well, if ass kissing gives 118% it's just another reason why we should have more women in positions of power.

We all lost something special the day we lost Dale. The lord got a good man that day. Wonder what him , Neil, Davey,Tim, Alan, Fireball and the boys are doing?

i know some people that this would be relevent for at my job.... very interesting... and very true

nice I'm gunna email that to my co-workers

the numbers don't lie

figures the asskissers always get ahead!

Hey...

Look how far sleeping will get you

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
26 26 26 26 26 26 26 = 182%

AND the longer you sleep, the more productive you are :lol:

Excellent. Thank you.

LOL.............. i knew it was true....... now i have the proof .... the proof i tells ya



Cheers

awesome! :)