The Angry Wife (cant stand the sight of her) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jw_toyboy · 11-18-2003, 03:37 PM

A man left work one Friday afternoon and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions. Finally his wife stopped the tirade and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Monre · 11-18-2003, 04:54 PM

You got me.

chinabean · 11-18-2003, 05:01 PM

funny thanks...

dragon2fire · 11-18-2003, 06:06 PM

o i like that

hehehe

Tarn · 11-18-2003, 06:23 PM

hohoho didnt 'see' that comming

TerresqueÜ · 11-18-2003, 06:35 PM

Lol! Couldn't have guessed it if I tried.

SofaKing · 11-19-2003, 12:01 AM

HAHAHA, you definetly got me, I didn't see it coming (neither did he).

Gortexfogg · 11-19-2003, 07:29 AM

Haha, good one!

torgone · 11-19-2003, 11:46 AM

Cursive · 11-19-2003, 04:10 PM

great one, had no clue that one was coming

KellyC · 11-19-2003, 04:14 PM

and he's gonna take that from her?

txgirl · 11-24-2003, 06:57 AM

oldie but a goodie!

Flesh · 11-24-2003, 07:40 PM

hahaha

sexy_bastard · 11-25-2003, 02:11 AM

hahaha dat's a good one!

telekinetic2 · 11-28-2003, 01:10 AM

I love that this is only funny with the genders the way they are. hehe, domestic violence, hehe.

Not trying to rain on the parade...It's still funny.

cchris · 11-28-2003, 01:28 AM

Thats a classic

bravo49 · 11-30-2003, 09:02 AM

I'd be blind until Wednesday week

zf0enix · 12-14-2003, 08:57 AM

Hilarious!! It'd be painful, but worth it.

tommy thompson · 12-15-2003, 12:12 AM

What's that? Can't hear you....(its only gonna be monday for me)

deportes · 12-15-2003, 09:32 PM

very good

yankeefatboy · 12-16-2003, 10:58 PM

Ouch!!! That's a beauty.

orphen · 12-16-2003, 11:52 PM

thtat's gotta hurt. I seriously didn't see that one coming

11-18-2003, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
jw_toyboy Tilted Location: Australia	The Angry Wife (cant stand the sight of her) A man left work one Friday afternoon and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions. Finally his wife stopped the tirade and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

11-18-2003, 05:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
chinabean Upright	funny thanks... __________________ bean

11-18-2003, 06:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Lol! Couldn't have guessed it if I tried. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-19-2003, 11:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Ha! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-19-2003, 04:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	great one, had no clue that one was coming __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

11-18-2003, 04:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Monre Banned	You got me.

11-18-2003, 06:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	o i like that hehehe

11-18-2003, 06:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hohoho didnt 'see' that comming

11-19-2003, 12:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	HAHAHA, you definetly got me, I didn't see it coming (neither did he).

11-19-2003, 07:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha, good one!

11-19-2003, 04:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	and he's gonna take that from her? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-24-2003, 06:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	oldie but a goodie!

11-25-2003, 02:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	hahaha dat's a good one! __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

11-28-2003, 01:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	I love that this is only funny with the genders the way they are. hehe, domestic violence, hehe. Not trying to rain on the parade...It's still funny.

11-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats a classic __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-24-2003, 07:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha

12-14-2003, 08:57 AM	#18 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Hilarious!! It'd be painful, but worth it. __________________ One step closer to the edge...

12-15-2003, 09:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	very good

12-16-2003, 10:58 PM	#21 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	Ouch!!! That's a beauty.

11-30-2003, 09:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	I'd be blind until Wednesday week

12-15-2003, 12:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	What's that? Can't hear you....(its only gonna be monday for me) __________________ ...a wandering soul...

12-16-2003, 11:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
orphen Insane	thtat's gotta hurt. I seriously didn't see that one coming