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Golf lesson
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," was her reply. "Where?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole." He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide." |
LOL! Funny
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Ha!
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Now thats funny
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Ha! Good one.
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GREAT!!!
Another good golf joke: A detective responds to a murder scene in an apartment building and finds a man in a bloody heap on the floor with a bloody five-iron next him. The detective wlaks over to the man's roommate, and asks, "Did you do this?" The roommate slowly nods, "Yes." The detective asks, "For God's sake, how many times did you hit him?" The roommate answers, "Six or Seven. Put me down for six." |
Heh heh. Hadn't that one before, warrrreagl.
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*L* Both great. If he was a real golfer he would have hit him 7 times, claimed 6, and written down 3. ;)
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Funny, Funny, Funny nice post.
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Now that"s golf!
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Haha, those are great.
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