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platypus 04-30-2003 08:12 AM

Golf lesson
 
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," was her reply.
"Where?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole."
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

zf0enix 04-30-2003 08:16 AM

LOL! Funny

a1t3r3g0 04-30-2003 08:23 AM

Ha!

cchris 04-30-2003 08:31 AM

Now thats funny

Sparky 04-30-2003 09:31 AM

Ha! Good one.

warrrreagl 04-30-2003 11:29 AM

GREAT!!!

Another good golf joke:
A detective responds to a murder scene in an apartment building and finds a man in a bloody heap on the floor with a bloody five-iron next him.

The detective wlaks over to the man's roommate, and asks, "Did you do this?"

The roommate slowly nods, "Yes."

The detective asks, "For God's sake, how many times did you hit him?"

The roommate answers, "Six or Seven. Put me down for six."

platypus 04-30-2003 12:26 PM

Heh heh. Hadn't that one before, warrrreagl.

forgotten_dream 05-01-2003 06:10 AM

*L* Both great. If he was a real golfer he would have hit him 7 times, claimed 6, and written down 3. ;)

zaiaz 05-01-2003 07:55 AM

Funny, Funny, Funny nice post.

Scorpio 05-01-2003 08:50 AM

Now that"s golf!

efferfax 05-01-2003 08:56 AM

Haha, those are great.


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