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05-01-2003, 06:40 AM
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pinche vato
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
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Mailman retires
The mailman appears at a woman's door one morning, and she invites him in. "Today is your big day, Mr. Postman. I know that you are retiring, and today is your last day, so look what I've done for you in your honor."
The mailman looks at the breakfast table and sees an enormous spread of food! Pancakes, eggs, biscuits, suasage, fruit, and a cup of hot coffee. He thanks her graciously and sits down and eats every last bite. As he's getting up to leave, she says, "Wait a minute, big boy, there's more. Come upstairs with me to the bedroom." After they've rolled around in the bed for awhile, he staggers to his feet and starts to get dressed. The woman stops him and presses a single dollar bill into his hand. The mailman says, "Now wait a minute. I understand the breakfast and I really appreciated it. I even understand the roll in the hay, and I really, really appreciated that. But I don't understand the dollar bill at all." The woman explains, "This morning I told my husband that you were retiring, and that we should get you something for retirement, and did he have any ideas? My husband said, 'Fuck the mailman! Give him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea."
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