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Old 08-26-2003, 04:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The scot at skool

Duncan MacDonald from Scotland went to study at an English university and was living in the residents dorm.

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked. "Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all
night."

"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?"

"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe nice joke
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hehe...my bro and i play in a pipe band...so its really funny to me
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah! bagpipes rule!
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd probly do that too.
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HA! There's a Scot in my neighborhood who occasionally plays his pipes in the middle of the night. I'm one of the few who actually enjoys them.
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha good one!

Gotta luv them scots!
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Like it made me laugh.
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