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misterfell 04-29-2003 09:45 PM

funny quote
 
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

Chris Rock

Drider_it 04-29-2003 11:08 PM

man that was good ... my dad said thanks for the quote also..

small one 04-30-2003 12:39 AM

One of the best gags I've heard in ages

blaze 04-30-2003 09:06 AM

haha he has something there. thanks for the quote im definately saving this one

warrrreagl 04-30-2003 11:32 AM

George Carlin used to do a bit during the first Gulf War in which he warned that anytime we go into a war with two cabinet members named "Dick" and "Colin," then you know somebody's getting fucked in the ass.

zf0enix 04-30-2003 12:39 PM

Hilarious! I love both those guys (Carlin and Rock).

annie1 05-10-2003 03:32 PM

i love that quote! best ive heard in a long time

crackpot 05-10-2003 07:19 PM

It's funny cos it's true.

chiefslappajo 05-10-2003 08:13 PM

Very nice.

Destrox 05-10-2003 08:19 PM

made me laugh, and a few others, thanks (both of ya)

duckduck 05-10-2003 08:27 PM

Nice, very nice.


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