We Really Can't Win!
 

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Heh, I've heard that one before, but it is still pretty funny!

hahaha... ive never heard this one... i liked it though

hehe

Very cute, I like!

New one on me and very good

HAhahaha nice job!

well done

hehe havent heard that one before :) thanks

damned if you do, damned if you dont!

aahaahaa :D!!! great one, havent heard it before

One of the best I've read on this board.

God must hate her.

Never heard that one before.

hahahaha! Good one.

oh, that's just gotta suck, getting screwed over like that
{prepares to dodge rotton fruit.}

good joke

hahaha! ive never heard this one before!

never heard it... that's funny

good one, should have gone with the first guy.

nice! i eard a simmilar one but with a guy:

a guy falls in quick sand and is sinking. its up to his nees when a guy comes buy and tells him "i'll help you if u give me a blow job"
"Hell NO!" says the guy in the quick sand. so the other guy leave.
He's sinking up to his waist when another man comes by and tells him "i'll help you if u give me a blow job"
"I dont think so!" says the guy in the quick sand. So the other guy leaves. He's sinking up to his neck just about to drown when another man shows up. Before he can say anything, the guy in the quick sand yells "I"LL SUCK YOU!"
The other man man says "fucking fag! and steps on his head.