Shipwrecked
 

A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. When he wakes up, the first thing he sees is that the sand on this island is a dark red colour.

"What the", he says, standing up and looking around - the sky is dark red, the ocean is dark red, there are dark red birds singing in dark red trees.

"Oh no", he says, "I've been marooned!"

::GROAN:: ::lol::

ohhhh noooo
 

That is just...too– ya. (insert rimshot here!) One to tell at the office party. All my co-workers will sit up and listen for the dirty parts....and there will not be one! Ha!

Hehe, ok, that was silly as heck... but funny!

That hurt

I didn't get it for like 30 seconds, then I realised and LOL!

Sad, very sad. But good non the less.

Oh boy... :)

Hey now, a good 'marooning' never hurt nobody. ;)

Hee hee...:)

hurts so good