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homerhop · 04-29-2003, 03:40 PM

A yank went to Ireland to trace his roots. He arrived in Shannon airport and hired Paddy to show him around.
Paddy drove down to Killarney to show him the beautiful lakes.The Yank took one look and said "gee whiz in America we have bigger ponds in our gardens"
So Paddy wanting to be polite drove the Yank to the river shannon and bring him on a boat trip."gee whiz said the Yank in America we have bigger streams than that"
All day everything was always bigger and better in America and Paddy was getting a bit pissed.Suddenly Paddy stopped the car outside a field of carrots and asked the Yank did they have carrots that big in America. "gee whiz sure we do, 10 times bigger"
Paddy took his gun out and took aim at a donkey sitting in the corner and shot it.
The Yank was amazed,"hey Paddy what did ya do that for"
Paddy looked at him and smiled "God dam rabbits"

crackpot · 04-29-2003, 03:42 PM

Cute joke, heh. Thanks.

TerresqueÜ · 04-29-2003, 03:47 PM

O.o Took me a second to get it, then it was all good ! Nice one

jmf1234 · 04-29-2003, 05:47 PM

That's good. keep on posting.

ARRH · 04-29-2003, 05:53 PM

forgotten_dream · 04-30-2003, 03:17 AM

Heh. Excellent punch line.

bahula04 · 04-30-2003, 03:38 AM

hahaha, what about a pint?

04-29-2003, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
homerhop Insane Location: ÉIRE	The Irishman and the Yank A yank went to Ireland to trace his roots. He arrived in Shannon airport and hired Paddy to show him around. Paddy drove down to Killarney to show him the beautiful lakes.The Yank took one look and said "gee whiz in America we have bigger ponds in our gardens" So Paddy wanting to be polite drove the Yank to the river shannon and bring him on a boat trip."gee whiz said the Yank in America we have bigger streams than that" All day everything was always bigger and better in America and Paddy was getting a bit pissed.Suddenly Paddy stopped the car outside a field of carrots and asked the Yank did they have carrots that big in America. "gee whiz sure we do, 10 times bigger" Paddy took his gun out and took aim at a donkey sitting in the corner and shot it. The Yank was amazed,"hey Paddy what did ya do that for" Paddy looked at him and smiled "God dam rabbits" __________________ its evolution baby Last edited by homerhop; 04-29-2003 at 03:43 PM..

04-29-2003, 03:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	O.o Took me a second to get it, then it was all good ! Nice one __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-29-2003, 05:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	That's good. keep on posting. __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

04-30-2003, 03:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Heh. Excellent punch line. __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-29-2003, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Cute joke, heh. Thanks.

04-30-2003, 03:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
bahula04 Upright	hahaha, what about a pint?