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11-20-2003, 05:24 PM

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally handicapped, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking,
then scroll down for the response.

-------------------------------------------------------------

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES

you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

Your going to like this......

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

GM2 · 11-20-2003, 05:50 PM

This is the humor forum. Although the part about the ark being real was pretty funny.

insidious_machinae · 11-20-2003, 06:07 PM

Those were all really really freaking funny. Thank you Average-Joe.

11-20-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GM2
This is the humor forum. Although the part about the ark being real was pretty funny.

Lighten up! It takes ALL kinds of people to make up this disturbed world.
Some see strange FACTS, as others like myself, can find the humor within.

2wolves · 11-21-2003, 11:09 AM

Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Who also invented the modern concentration camp while in Africa. (if you'd like to slant it some more)

2Wolves

TerresqueÜ · 11-21-2003, 01:16 PM

This has been reposted a few times. Thot i'd letcha know.

KellyC · 11-21-2003, 07:02 PM

dude...Joe..Hitler is a psycho..and he has MISTRESSES!! Ava Braun ring a bell?

phukraut · 11-22-2003, 04:18 PM

in the story, God directed the "amateurs" how to build the ark. i mean, you can't have a better construction foreman than that!

Regziever · 11-23-2003, 04:42 AM

Hehe.. really makes you think twice about some people I have met in my life. Good post!

Quote:

Originally posted by KellyC
dude...Joe..Hitler is a psycho..and he has MISTRESSES!! Ava Braun ring a bell?

Eva (not Ava) Braun was his girlfriend, and later became his wife. There was no cheating on anyone just a regular loveaffair ending up in marriage (although the question if Hitler could love is debateable)..

And about the Ark,
I think it was rather malplaced aswell.

Tiger69z · 11-23-2003, 11:16 AM

Well, iw as thinking...you are emphasizing all the bad points of the above candidates...i'm sure you if "fairly" put down all of the candidates qualities it'd be a much better decision

11-23-2003, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KellyC
dude...Joe..Hitler is a psycho..and he has MISTRESSES!! Ava Braun ring a bell?

What's your point?

Amarth · 11-23-2003, 02:14 PM

Why is this in humor again? It's not funny...

VitaminH · 11-23-2003, 06:32 PM

Well I saved Beethoven but i just elected Hitler

tommy thompson · 11-23-2003, 09:36 PM

Well, it is a form of humor, depressing a bit, since it is the truth– but funny in an sardonic sort of way.

stingc · 11-23-2003, 09:50 PM

I thought it was funny...

drewg · 11-24-2003, 04:15 AM

i liked it alot, intelligent shit

11-20-2003, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Average-Joe Guest	questions TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally handicapped, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. ------------------------------------------------------------- Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolf Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading... Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic Your going to like this...... And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

11-21-2003, 01:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
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11-21-2003, 07:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	dude...Joe..Hitler is a psycho..and he has MISTRESSES!! Ava Braun ring a bell? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-23-2003, 06:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
VitaminH An embarrassment to myself and those around me... Location: Pants	Well I saved Beethoven but i just elected Hitler __________________ "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte

11-23-2003, 09:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Well, it is a form of humor, depressing a bit, since it is the truth– but funny in an sardonic sort of way. __________________ ...a wandering soul...

11-20-2003, 05:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	This is the humor forum. Although the part about the ark being real was pretty funny.

11-20-2003, 06:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	Those were all really really freaking funny. Thank you Average-Joe.

11-21-2003, 11:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Who also invented the modern concentration camp while in Africa. (if you'd like to slant it some more) 2Wolves

11-22-2003, 04:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
phukraut Addict	in the story, God directed the "amateurs" how to build the ark. i mean, you can't have a better construction foreman than that!

11-23-2003, 11:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Well, iw as thinking...you are emphasizing all the bad points of the above candidates...i'm sure you if "fairly" put down all of the candidates qualities it'd be a much better decision

11-23-2003, 02:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	Why is this in humor again? It's not funny...

11-23-2003, 09:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
stingc Psycho Location: PA	I thought it was funny...

11-24-2003, 04:15 AM	#16 (permalink)
drewg Crazy Location: Norway	i liked it alot, intelligent shit