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tekaweni · 10-25-2003, 09:20 AM

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too"

scansinboy · 10-25-2003, 11:20 AM

good one! I'll be telling that one at the bar tonight.

iktoweya · 10-25-2003, 12:04 PM

that was brilliant

TerresqueÜ · 11-23-2003, 02:02 PM

Hahaha, smart kid.

fizzledorf · 11-24-2003, 07:29 AM

kids, always smarter than you think!

sexy_bastard · 11-25-2003, 02:23 AM

hehehe great stuff, man!

Gortexfogg · 11-25-2003, 06:08 AM

Oh man, that's hilarious!

10-25-2003, 09:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Neighborhood report Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too" __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-25-2003, 11:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	good one! I'll be telling that one at the bar tonight. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

10-25-2003, 12:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	that was brilliant __________________ i miss K-Wise

11-23-2003, 02:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahaha, smart kid. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-25-2003, 02:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
sexy_bastard Crazy Location: Norway	hehehe great stuff, man! __________________ "Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. "

11-24-2003, 07:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	kids, always smarter than you think!

11-25-2003, 06:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Oh man, that's hilarious!