The real ten commandments. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 10-30-2003, 07:25 AM

Want to blow Gabriel's horn?

Kneel before the Voice Of God... ...and while you're down there...

Let me give you a reason to go to confession

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

It's okay, Mary was a screamer too

We don't need a plane to join the mile high club

Be not afraid

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me

Get on all fours, 'cause All Dogs Go To Heaven

I come before you, always

gloveshot3 · 11-01-2003, 06:38 AM

sic8 · 11-01-2003, 11:05 AM

Don't get it :/

Stare At The Sun · 11-01-2003, 11:15 AM

Ditto..

KnifeMissile · 11-01-2003, 12:33 PM

They're all sexual inuendo!

bennyb · 11-01-2003, 12:53 PM

Well, i believe they are all cheezey pickup lines...
I like em

bravo49 · 11-02-2003, 10:52 AM

Not sure

Aesik · 11-02-2003, 03:54 PM

I want the 10 seconds of my life back that it took to read that.

Aesik · 11-02-2003, 03:55 PM

Damn, now I want the 15 seconds of my life back that it took to type the previous reply!

Gungwhooza · 11-02-2003, 08:19 PM

i dunno...it borders on the line of funny and not. ill go with the funny

Crack · 11-14-2003, 06:34 PM

Mary who?

monty121052 · 11-14-2003, 07:42 PM

A waste of space.

SofaKing · 11-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Kneel before the Voice Of God... ...and while you're down there...

Oh man that is so unbelievably funny, thanks. Some other may be too hit or miss though.

Sho Nuff · 11-26-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me

HAHAHAHA

Marburg · 11-26-2003, 11:50 AM

Meh
It bordered on funny.
Maybe if they we sexual commandments it could've had a chance.
2pts for effort though.

Dixie · 11-26-2003, 05:34 PM

kind of offensive and stupid? but what am i saying, everything funny is offensive to somebody. and stupid to somebody.

10-30-2003, 07:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The real ten commandments. Want to blow Gabriel's horn? Kneel before the Voice Of God... ...and while you're down there... Let me give you a reason to go to confession Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? It's okay, Mary was a screamer too We don't need a plane to join the mile high club Be not afraid Thy rod and thy staff comfort me Get on all fours, 'cause All Dogs Go To Heaven I come before you, always __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-01-2003, 06:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	huh?

11-02-2003, 08:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gungwhooza Upright	i dunno...it borders on the line of funny and not. ill go with the funny __________________ Gu\|\\|wh0024!!!1

11-14-2003, 06:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Mary who? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-26-2003, 11:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	Meh It bordered on funny. Maybe if they we sexual commandments it could've had a chance. 2pts for effort though. __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

11-01-2003, 11:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
sic8 Upright	Don't get it :/

11-01-2003, 11:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Ditto..

11-01-2003, 12:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
KnifeMissile Location: Waterloo, Ontario	They're all sexual inuendo!

11-01-2003, 12:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	Well, i believe they are all cheezey pickup lines... I like em

11-02-2003, 10:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Not sure

11-02-2003, 03:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Aesik Tilted	I want the 10 seconds of my life back that it took to read that.

11-02-2003, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Aesik Tilted	Damn, now I want the 15 seconds of my life back that it took to type the previous reply!

11-14-2003, 07:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
monty121052 Insane Location: Newcastle-Australia	A waste of space.

11-26-2003, 05:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Dixie Psycho Location: the land of cotton	kind of offensive and stupid? but what am i saying, everything funny is offensive to somebody. and stupid to somebody. __________________ talk is cheap, so i buy every word you said. scared me half to death, now i'm half dead.