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Holo · 11-25-2003, 11:29 AM

Use this thread to share jokes about the area you live in.

mine:

In Florida we liken tourists to Hemorrhoids...

If they come down and then go back where they came from, it's not so bad. If they come down and stay down they're a big pain in the ass.

Redlemon · 11-25-2003, 11:49 AM

Connecticut doesn't have enough of a personality to have jokes.

ratbastid · 11-25-2003, 12:41 PM

North Carolina had Jesse Helms. Does he count?

Holo · 11-25-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
North Carolina had Jesse Helms. Does he count?

hehe that reminds me of a strip done by John Callahan about Jesse Helms' funeral- It showed him stuffed and standing upright pointing a finger accusingly and the funeral goers are like, "doesn't he look natural?"

http://www.callahanonline.com/

Bill O'Rights · 11-26-2003, 05:55 AM

Nebraska <b><i>is</b></i> a joke. 'Nuff said.

gloveshot3 · 11-27-2003, 07:21 AM

MINNESOTA=JESSE-----that was the biggest joke in the history of humor

monty121052 · 11-27-2003, 07:53 AM

We have John Howard.Nuff said

telekinetic2 · 11-28-2003, 12:54 AM

I'm from Arizona...when it is 120+...you will not think to yourself, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

Oh, and if it's tourist season, why can't I shoot them?

11-25-2003, 11:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	Local jokes. Use this thread to share jokes about the area you live in. mine: In Florida we liken tourists to Hemorrhoids... If they come down and then go back where they came from, it's not so bad. If they come down and stay down they're a big pain in the ass. __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

11-25-2003, 11:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Connecticut doesn't have enough of a personality to have jokes. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

11-26-2003, 05:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Nebraska <b><i>is</b></i> a joke. 'Nuff said. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

11-25-2003, 12:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	North Carolina had Jesse Helms. Does he count?

11-27-2003, 07:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	MINNESOTA=JESSE-----that was the biggest joke in the history of humor

11-27-2003, 07:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
monty121052 Insane Location: Newcastle-Australia	We have John Howard.Nuff said

11-28-2003, 12:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	I'm from Arizona...when it is 120+...you will not think to yourself, "Yeah, but it's a dry heat." Oh, and if it's tourist season, why can't I shoot them?