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Old 11-20-2003, 02:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Redneck & Gorilla

Redneck to Satisfy Gorilla

A small East Texas Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy any hairy female. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.

Ed was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred bucks? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

"First", he said. "I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, I want you to provide me with some protection."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Ed,"You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks"
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Old 11-20-2003, 03:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahhahhaha, great one!
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Old 11-20-2003, 03:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2003, 03:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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stupid rednecks! hehe
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Old 11-20-2003, 06:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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nice joke
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Old 11-23-2003, 11:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol

ah red necks
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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love the twist at the end...great joke
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Funny, but why a redneck?

*Alabaman boy sobs*
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Funny, but why a redneck?
I wasn't nice so I was edited

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Old 11-30-2003, 04:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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good joke
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Old 12-01-2003, 05:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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haha, that was pretty funny.
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Thats a knee slapper. Thanks
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Great joke. Five stars from me.
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Five stars plus another for posting it
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Old 12-14-2003, 08:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I love those kind of unexpected punch-lines!
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Old 12-15-2003, 12:15 AM   #16 (permalink)
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*groans* good one!
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Old 12-15-2003, 11:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Ho! Ho!

You just had to see that one coming. Of course, I'm from the south and redneckism is just another day on the farm for me. I just wonder why he didn't renegotiate the price down!
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Old 12-15-2003, 09:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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great joke
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Old 12-15-2003, 11:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I think I've been to that zoo....
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