The Angry Wife (cant stand the sight of her)
 

A man left work one Friday afternoon and instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions. Finally his wife stopped the tirade and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

You got me.

funny thanks...

o i like that


hehehe

hohoho didnt 'see' that comming

Lol! Couldn't have guessed it if I tried.

HAHAHA, you definetly got me, I didn't see it coming (neither did he).

Haha, good one!

Ha!

great one, had no clue that one was coming

and he's gonna take that from her?

oldie but a goodie!

hahaha

hahaha dat's a good one!

I love that this is only funny with the genders the way they are. hehe, domestic violence, hehe.

Not trying to rain on the parade...It's still funny.

Thats a classic

I'd be blind until Wednesday week

Hilarious!! It'd be painful, but worth it.

What's that? Can't hear you....(its only gonna be monday for me)

very good

Ouch!!! That's a beauty.

thtat's gotta hurt. I seriously didn't see that one coming