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aphex140 · 11-06-2003, 08:04 AM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making expected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Hot-sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed, Desperate Wife.

Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These applications are not supported and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Tech Support

Lloyd · 11-06-2003, 01:26 PM

hehe, interesting

SSJwrestler · 11-06-2003, 03:42 PM

H-I-L-A-R-I-OUS!!! I love it!

Gungwhooza · 11-06-2003, 04:31 PM

Friggen awesome

HAH my bro will KILL himself laughing at that one ( hes a geek )

Eldaire · 11-06-2003, 06:40 PM

OMG! Soooo funny!

b1naryb0r1s · 11-07-2003, 07:46 AM

This one is awesome. Thanks for the post.

b1naryb0r1s · 11-07-2003, 07:54 AM

didn't mean to double post, but the joke is still good.

Gortexfogg · 11-07-2003, 08:13 AM

Good one!!

f00sion · 11-07-2003, 03:01 PM

very nice, forwarded it to all the ladies in the office.

KellyC · 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM

aww damn..i guess i'm the first one to *groannnn* i get the joke..but still, *groooooaaannn*

Speed_Gibson · 11-08-2003, 11:22 PM

old one but still funny

Keg-o-Grog · 11-10-2003, 01:09 AM

hehe, twas ok

11-06-2003, 08:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	Advise to wife from tech support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making expected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Hot-sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Signed, Desperate Wife. Dear Desperate Wife, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These applications are not supported and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1. Tech Support

11-06-2003, 04:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gungwhooza Upright	Friggen awesome HAH my bro will KILL himself laughing at that one ( hes a geek ) __________________ Gu\|\\|wh0024!!!1

11-07-2003, 07:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	didn't mean to double post, but the joke is still good. Last edited by b1naryb0r1s; 11-07-2003 at 07:57 AM..

11-07-2003, 03:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
f00sion Tilted Location: So. Cali	very nice, forwarded it to all the ladies in the office. __________________ Tell me what we’re fighting for— I don’t remember anymore, only temporary reprieve. And the world might cease if we fail to tame the beast; from the faith that you release comes an atheist peace.

11-08-2003, 12:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	aww damn..i guess i'm the first one to groannnn i get the joke..but still, groooooaaannn __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

11-06-2003, 01:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	hehe, interesting

11-06-2003, 03:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	H-I-L-A-R-I-OUS!!! I love it!

11-06-2003, 06:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eldaire Loser Location: Davidson College, NC	OMG! Soooo funny!

11-07-2003, 07:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
b1naryb0r1s Crazy Location: Murfreesboro	This one is awesome. Thanks for the post.

11-07-2003, 08:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one!!

11-08-2003, 11:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	old one but still funny __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

11-10-2003, 01:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hehe, twas ok __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.