Meeting Bill Gates
 

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "Fuck off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

Ah yes the old ones are the best

Hahaha! Didn't see it coming!

OMG i couldnt stop laughing for like 5 mins nice one!!

very very unexpected....real nice!

hahahahaha. awesome.

Hilarious!

that was great! What an opportunity

Made me laugh! Thanks

Definitely a classic.
Funny though.
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haha loved it :)

Laughed so hard i started coughing, couldnt stop coughing, woke up parents...got yelled at...ahh but it was worth it, thats damn funny.

Jesus, laughed in the middle of work...

Damn you, tekaweni, damn you!!!

hahaha that was hilarious :P

Didnt they make that a Sprite commercial with Busta Rhymes?

Thats pretty funny. Poor old Bill Gates cops some flak doesnt he.

:lol:
That's hilarious!

Thanks!

great stuff, great stuff