JadziaDax

A young man volunteered to baby-sit one night so his mom could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs but the young man kept sending him back.

At 9:00 p.m., the doorbell rang. It was the next-door neighbor Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No".

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted, "I'm here Mom but he won't let me go home."

txgirl

that's too funny!

tekaweni

Oh this is just brilliant!!!!!

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glytch

That's one of the best I've heard yet.

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SSJwrestler

pretty dern funny

Eldaire

November 5? That's not a very funny joke.

fizzledorf

whoops!