Umbrella
 

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day
when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised
his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think
of that?"


The 90-year-old said,
"I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."


The doctor replied,
"My point exactly."

haha!

good one...... and it wasn't me!

Hahaha. Best I've heard all day.

Keep 'em coming Brewmaniac!

lol, that's sad...