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witmol · 11-01-2003, 09:57 PM

Sorry if its a re-post :

A pirate enters a bar and the man sitting next to him starts a coversation.
Man: ' How on earth did you get that wooden leg '
'Well' the pirate replies: ' I was engaged in a fierce battle when I fell overboard and a shark bit off my leg, hence the wooden leg '
Man: ' My goodness, but how on earth did you manage to loose your hand and get that hook there ?? '
' Well ' said the pirate: ' In another battle I again fell overboard and a shark bit off most of my fore-arm '
Man: ' Oh my...and...err..how did you loose that eye, so you have to wear an eyepad? '
Pirate: ' Oh, that? That was a seagull, which managed to drop his shit right in my eye !! '
Man: ' Seagull shit? But that's shouldn't damage your eye?? '
Pirate: ' Well, it was the first day after I had this hook fitted '

MikeyChalupa · 11-02-2003, 05:37 AM

Shiver me timbers... pain.

-Mikey

Gortexfogg · 11-02-2003, 08:56 AM

Haha, ouch! Poor pirate...

bravo49 · 11-02-2003, 10:43 AM

Well blow me down

Stare At The Sun · 11-02-2003, 02:09 PM

I think i read that before, but still quite funny!

Gungwhooza · 11-02-2003, 08:21 PM

I think its a repost...but still kills me laughing

Sunrise · 11-02-2003, 08:51 PM

ARRRRRRRR he's not a real captain!

Dilbert1234567 · 11-02-2003, 10:30 PM

fizzledorf · 11-03-2003, 07:08 AM

good!

Feyenoord · 11-03-2003, 08:18 AM

great joke

torgone · 11-03-2003, 11:09 AM

*groan*
I think that joke was first told by a real pirate!

Disco Stu · 11-03-2003, 11:38 AM

hahahaha, thats great! nice post man

TerresqueÜ · 11-03-2003, 04:09 PM

*skuk!* Ow, good one.

11-01-2003, 09:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
witmol Upright Location: communist valley	A pirate in a Bar Sorry if its a re-post : A pirate enters a bar and the man sitting next to him starts a coversation. Man: ' How on earth did you get that wooden leg ' 'Well' the pirate replies: ' I was engaged in a fierce battle when I fell overboard and a shark bit off my leg, hence the wooden leg ' Man: ' My goodness, but how on earth did you manage to loose your hand and get that hook there ?? ' ' Well ' said the pirate: ' In another battle I again fell overboard and a shark bit off most of my fore-arm ' Man: ' Oh my...and...err..how did you loose that eye, so you have to wear an eyepad? ' Pirate: ' Oh, that? That was a seagull, which managed to drop his shit right in my eye !! ' Man: ' Seagull shit? But that's shouldn't damage your eye?? ' Pirate: ' Well, it was the first day after I had this hook fitted '

11-02-2003, 08:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gungwhooza Upright	I think its a repost...but still kills me laughing __________________ Gu\|\\|wh0024!!!1

11-02-2003, 10:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	yarr __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-03-2003, 11:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	groan I think that joke was first told by a real pirate! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-03-2003, 04:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	skuk! Ow, good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-02-2003, 05:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Shiver me timbers... pain. -Mikey

11-02-2003, 08:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha, ouch! Poor pirate...

11-02-2003, 10:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Well blow me down

11-02-2003, 02:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	I think i read that before, but still quite funny!

11-02-2003, 08:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sunrise Crazy Location: Melbourne, Australia	ARRRRRRRR he's not a real captain!

11-03-2003, 07:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	good!

11-03-2003, 08:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Feyenoord Addict Location: Netherlands	great joke

11-03-2003, 11:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	hahahaha, thats great! nice post man