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Old 11-07-2003, 05:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Does God ride a Harley?

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven. At the gates, St Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ”I want to hang out with God. The boss hog.” As soon as he was introduced to the big guy, Arthur launched into his questions.

“Hey, aren’t you the inventor of the woman?”

God said “Ah, yes.”

“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major flaws in your invention: There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speed. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is way too close to the exhaust and the maintenance costs are outrageous.

“Hmm, you may have so good points there,” replied God, “hold on” God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

“Well, it my be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention that yours.”
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Old 11-08-2003, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good joke from the big guy.
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now that's a classic!
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Old 11-09-2003, 04:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well constructed
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Old 11-09-2003, 04:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahhaah, good one
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Old 11-09-2003, 10:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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damn funny!
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