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Old 10-29-2003, 12:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Allright stop me if you've heard this one....actually.....you can't stop me! It's a message board! I'm just gonna keep on typing no matter what you could yell at your computer! Go ahead....try and stop me! I want you to! Whats the matter? OH YEEEEEEEEEEAH YA CAN'T!! YA FUCKIN CAN'T!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway....

So this guy looses his eye at a young age. Being a country boy in a town no one outside of there would ever hear of...EVER...the benefits medical science has to offer will never see the light of day there. So the boy fashions himself a wooden eye to replace the one he had lost. Not too odd of a thing round his parts since they've pretty much seen everything and he doesn't really feel out of place in the slightest. Realizing he'll never get anywhere in life if he stays there he decides to finally leave this town of his. So he decides to attend college in a big city. He's quite the smart one so a scholarship was pretty much cake for him. It isn't until he finally makes his way to the big city that he realizes what a rare sight he truely is. Regardless of this his roomates are very good people and they're always trying to get him to go out and just have a good time for once....He doesn't want to though cause he already knows what it will be like....He's a freak! Finally his friends manage to convince him to go out and they go to a club and he just kinda hangs out on the designated sofas and watches all his friends out on the dance floor laughing and having a great time and a deep sadness begins to overwhelm him....Just then he looks towards the door and sees this stunning looking woman....gorgeous firery red head hair....legs for days....curves like a soda bottle and then she turns and he catches a glimpse of her face and she has a hair lip (clep pallet). Other than that she's quite the lovely one he thinks....She sits down right next to him....he's thinking to himself....well surely she isn't going to have too many men come up to ask her to dance....perhaps he should ask her to dance himself. Little does he know that she is actually hoping that he will ask her to dance. So finally he musters up all the courage in his body and decides "Allright you pussy! It's time to ask her!" so he very politely and gentlemanly approaches her and asks "Excuse me mam....but would you like to dance?" She jumps up like a bolt of lightning and screams "OH WOULDN'T I? WOULDN'T I? (Wooden eye wooden eye )" and he screams back "WELL HAIR LIP HAIR LIP YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!" and runs home crying.

Ah I fuckin kill myself!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
(do the drum thingy!)

Asta!!
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Old 10-29-2003, 01:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Hey thanx. Ya know yer an addict so you can get a little picture under yer name and pretty soon you'll be able to change yer title too.

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Old 10-30-2003, 12:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very good. I enjoyed reading that. Thankyou ^^ lol
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Old 10-31-2003, 08:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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