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icy_ca · 05-07-2003, 10:05 AM

THE WATER PISTOL
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied....."I remembered."

mirevolver · 05-07-2003, 10:09 AM

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

zaiaz · 05-07-2003, 10:16 AM

Man i hate when that happens. Enjoy.

ratbastid · 05-07-2003, 10:49 AM

Vicious! I love it!

Sparky · 05-07-2003, 11:17 AM

Damn grandmothers, they screw up everything.

icy_ca · 05-07-2003, 12:07 PM

Grandfathers are just as bad. He'll cram my son full of chocolate, run him around and then send him home for dinner.

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 12:13 PM

Paybacks a mothafucker

05-07-2003, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	New parents be warned THE WATER PISTOL When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied....."I remembered."

05-07-2003, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Revenge is a dish best served cold. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-07-2003, 10:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Man i hate when that happens. Enjoy. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-07-2003, 11:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sparky Crazy	Damn grandmothers, they screw up everything. __________________ "I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

05-07-2003, 12:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Grandfathers are just as bad. He'll cram my son full of chocolate, run him around and then send him home for dinner. __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

05-07-2003, 10:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Vicious! I love it!

05-07-2003, 12:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	Paybacks a mothafucker