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Lord Humungus 10-14-2003 11:16 AM

Cinderella Joke
 
Ok...this joke is better told in person but here goes:


"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?"

*Makes a gagging sound*

Root_Beer_Man 10-14-2003 12:04 PM

Huh?...i may be slow but...i dont get it.

Redlemon 10-14-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

tr.v. gauged, also gaged gaug·ing, gag·ing gaug·es, gag·es

1. To measure precisely.
2. To determine the capacity, volume, or contents of.
3. To evaluate or judge: gauge a person's ability.
4. To adapt to a specified measurement.
5. To mix (plaster) in specific proportions.
6. To chip or rub (bricks or stones) to size.
Probably funnier if LH had spelled "gagging" correctly.

TheBrit 10-14-2003 01:16 PM

My gauging noise is normally
Hmmmmm *pokes tongue out slightly*

Redlemon 10-14-2003 01:26 PM

...and LH takes our fun away. Spoilsport.

(rereads joke)
:lol:

The_Dude 10-14-2003 01:27 PM

gag, meaning she has either the dick or the balls in her mouth and is gagging on it.

Lord Humungus 10-14-2003 01:30 PM

i was simply trying to make the joke effective and try and hide the fact that im a goober for not checking my spelling

i did in fact have "gaging" not "gagging" as red so warmingly pointed out. i did say that its a joke that needs to be told in person though if that counts for anything. :p


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