Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 06-25-2007, 05:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
Brewmaniac's Avatar
 
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. " Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
__________________
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
Brewmaniac is offline  
Old 06-25-2007, 05:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
Psycho
 
LOL!
HeyAgain is offline  
Old 06-25-2007, 06:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
is a tiger
 
Siege's Avatar
 
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
That's a good one!
__________________
"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find
Siege is offline  
Old 06-25-2007, 10:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
<3 TFP
 
xepherys's Avatar
 
Location: 17TLH2445607250
HAHA! That's pretty good! :-)
__________________
The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato


My Homepage
xepherys is offline  
Old 06-26-2007, 12:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Houston, Tx
Yuck, Funny, but yuck
Darklight Adept is offline  
Old 06-26-2007, 05:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
Transfer Agent
 
troit's Avatar
 
Location: NYC
Didn't see that one coming.... LOL.
__________________
I've yet to dephile myself...
troit is offline  
 

Tags
broke


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:10 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73